
Elise Britten
Sample of Work
Corporate Blogs
I wrote freelance blogs through Inspiring interns, mainly aimed at students and graduates for recruitment-related companies:
3 Brilliant Digital Ad Campaigns and Their Lessons
5 Famous People Who Remind Us That Success Can Come at Any Age
7 Easter Break Ideas for Cash-strapped Students
5 Reasons to Be Optimistic As a Media or Journalism Graduate
7 Benefits of a 'Meantime' Job
6 Things to Remember After a Tough Day at Work
Blogs written for Verbatim- the Phone Answering Service, where I worked as a receptionist:
It’s OK, we don’t like call centres either!
I always feel a little dread when I tell people I work in a call centre, because let’s face it, the term ‘call centre’ is not one that inspires great joy. We have all been there; sitting on hold thinking we definitely should have got up to make that tea 15 minutes ago after all. We have listened to a patronising recording of someone assuring us our call is of vital importance to the company over and over, until we want to throw the phone at the wall. When we have finally got through to a human voice, it not only sounds like they are on the other side of the world; but that the entire world is in their office. It seems nearly impossible to decipher someone reading their script with the constant shrill of hundreds of phones in the background, alongside the throb of voices of colleagues pinned in.
When I tell people I work in a call centre, I know this is what they picture. Yet the reality couldn’t be more different…
Just a dozen of us receptionists are spread out across a bright and spacious office. We sit in our own little pods, with our desk dividers, noise-cancelling headphones and even carpet designed to prevent noise carrying. The loudest thing on our lines are our personalities. We don’t have strict scripts, because ultimately we all know people want to speak with a human not a machine. And thankfully, for the sanity of all involved, there is no need to have a recorded message droning on about how important your calls are to us, because we answer calls straight away, which says it all.
There are no obvious call centre trademarks when you call us. People are generally unaware that companies use services like ours, which means it can often take some time to explain to people exactly what I do. I still don’t think my mum gets it. As far as I’m concerned the best reviews we get are clients telling us none of their customers have ever noticed we aren’t in their office. If people don’t know we exist, we’re doing our job well.
Until next time,
Elise, your call answering guru
Cupcake Day
Diets were on pause this week at Verbatim while we held a Cupcake Day to raise money for the Alzheimer’s Society. Our lovely receptionist Angie, who has been with us for 14 years, organised the event; much to everyone’s pleasure, because who doesn’t enjoy cupcakes after all? She had many of us busy in the kitchen, and perhaps a cheeky few in the store. We certainly had a wonderful array of gorgeous goodies turn up.

No-one was going hungry today
Knocking on office doors with a tray full of temptation gave me a great excuse to finally meet some of the tenants of our building. It is amazing how many I swear I have never seen before. It is a small example of how good causes can bring people together.

Kiera showing off her next tasty treat.
Our small but mighty team raised £50 for the Alzheimer’s Society. I think we can be proud of our efforts, when just £40 is enough to pay for a person living with dementia to attend a Dementia Café support group for two months. You can find out more about Cupcake Day, or donate to the cause at:
https://cupcakeday.alzheimers.org.uk/
Until next time,
Elise, your call answering guru
My job as a sweets expert
I am an Indian sweets expert... OK, it is slightly less exciting than it sounds. I don’t spend all day taste-testing or experimenting with weird and wonderful flavours in a lab. Yet I still never imagined when I took this job that I would be selling Indian sweets every day. I am constantly surprised by how confident I am answering a customer’s long stream of questions.
“What do you recommend?”
“The most popular choices are the ladoos, barfis and halwas. If you are unsure, you can go for the mixed mittai to try a bit of everything.”
Really, you can ask me anything. If I don’t know, I certainly will next time.
But I am not just a sweets expert, I know a lot about rooflights too. CRs, neos, lanterns—no problems.
“Walk-on? I will need to put you through to the bespoke department for that Mr Smith, if I may?”
Every call is different. If one call is about fashion, the next will be about fire-alarms. Then I will have solicitors before surveyors.
How can one person be an expert in all these areas? Quite simply, because at their core they all require great customer service. It is true, I can’t know everything—as hard as I may try! Although I am not always an expert in a particular area, I am always an expert receptionist.
Until next time,
Elise, your call answering guru
My admission for a cartoon competition (January 2015)

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